I am learning just tons about mics from mojo pie and really appreciate the people
here. But there is a darkside. Yes, I have been reading it too much and even though
I am no expert...i might be becoming a mic geek. I made up a mike joke:


Q. Why are ribbon mics best for recording cellos?

E. Because of the bows.


Look, I am sorry ok? I think its a disease.



Jay

Yes, you are definitely in need of treatment.............

>>Yes, you are definitely in need of treatment.........

thanks, i will instruct my doctor to up my meds! waaaa hoooo!!!!!

why do female singers use Oktava mics?

because they heard it has gold in it


why did the blonde hire Batman to set up her condenser mic?

because it needs Phantom power and she confused Batman for the Phantom

This is a disturbing trend.

The best we could come up with was on our front page on the site:

"R84, ribboned for her pleasure!"

which we took down to make room for other featured items. But it was funny to us, and nobody commented on it. I expected at least ONE guy to call and laugh about it.

War

Back before Warren took up the gear pimp banner and before he ever wrote a review for me, he volunteered to write some headlines for me. And, it was great stuff. It was fun stuff like the "ribboned" gag. And, then he wrote reviews. And, then he saw that he liked the gear that he reviewed so much that he thought it'd be cool to start selling the stuff. He's now on his way to becoming one of the gear kingpins. Warren is just one of many Mojo Pie success stories.

Funny thing, I was checking on links the other day and found out that the band that's been letting me link to a song of theirs in the Grace 101 review has been signed. http://www.gruporival.com/

VERY GOOD. LMAO.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a AKG C-1000-S?






Most people take their shoes off before repeatedly jumping up and down on a trampoline.

what mics did Ashanti use to record her singing?




none because judging from her live singing, it wasnt her singing in the recording



why did engineers create the chorus effect?



to cover up bad lead vocals