I dunno how I feel...I just wanna turn out the lights, and hold my Bass...or maybe stare at my shoes and wonder if anyone notices me....I hope not...they wouldn't notice the real me. I mean, who would, I was so into this video before them...but I just...I should have gotten that job at the movie theater....No piercings....That's not a rule, it's prejudice....ever heard of the first friggin' amendment? ..... If I can't express myself on myself...what is that? I mean...Taco? good idea....I could put one on a Ritz.
Taco...Ritz...get it!

This is the happiest I have been since I heard Dashboard Confessional was gonna come to town...I hope my folks gimme $ to go....But they won't.
Where's my Bass...

Maybe this needed a sarcasm alert? Nahhh....Any more like this?