Dudes who should not get jobs at the White House...

Meet Lewis "Scooter" Libby. We all know he got indicted over allegations in the Valerie Plame affair. Scooter was the Vice President's Chief of Staff. The dude wrote a book where an underage girl has sex with a bear.

A bear? Is there some sort of requirement that you gotta write bad porn to hang with Dick Cheney?

His name has Dick and Chain in it. You tell me.

Even worse? they were reading exerpts on Public Radio today. Guy'll probably make a few bucks.

He may buy one of those Hamsters from another post.

Oh God, nooooooo!!!

"You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be all right."

I love "Office Space."

Bear